eatingisfab:

why do i always feel like killing everyone


“Can we skip the part where you look into my eyes and tell me you apologize?” — Boys Like Girls (via day-dreamaway)


mead-moon:

RED


shannondoeshair:

Never been #truer #truth #drowning in #lies #disappointed #pissed #relationships #upset #movingon #fuckyou #trustissues #trustnoone #dontgiveafuck #true #fuckmen #leavemealone #buhbye #done #choking #lies #lair #hate #fuckoff #exhausted #overit #next


dear internet

captain-raptor:

giant barks and teeny mews

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misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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abaddonadler:

abaddonadler:

One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.


nerdygeekydweeb:

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

I want this.


thewildhaapcat:

One of the worst things about being trans is looking at myself and seeing how people see me, as a female pretending to be male. A confused teenage girl. I’m so sick of people making me prove myself to them.


No really this is great

I can work my ass off, both at my job and at school, and make fucking time for someone. But God help me if I expect the same to be done for me.

I’m so fucking done with this.

Effort level is 0, I don’t give a fuck anymore.